You pour the beer and I'll bring the satire.

Reactions to Joffrey being Joffrey during the Purple Wedding.

(Source: myackles, via fatasstohealthybitch)

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

datagoddess:

This is a good reason to always carry sidewalk chalk in the car.

(Source: memewhore, via nonexistentially)

clannyphantom:

What doesn’t kill me should’ve tried harder

(via nonexistentially)

toothpast:


theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

toothpast:

theworldisanapple-youareaseed:

lizzingwithkriz:

Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park

congrats it’s a bat

[delighted bat noises]

(via nonexistentially)

rungian:

tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

And cats have scent glands in their heads. So in the first gif, the cat is saying

THIS IS MINE IT IS MINE NOT YOURS MINE I CLAIM THIS STRANGE BEAST IN THE NAME OF ME

(Source: lolgifs.net, via nonexistentially)

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