You pour the beer and I'll bring the satire.

pennanpayper:

what she says: I’m okay
what she means: almonds are kind of overrated, like they’re good but not great

(via nonexistentially)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ya know that kid whos at the arcade and is just watching the demo for a game but they’re pressing the buttons like they’re playing?? well that’s how i’m handling adulthood so far

(via generalbooty)

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

(via eat-squat-love)

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

h-o-r-n-g-r-y:

ciderandsawdust:

Our first attempt at a Swedish fire log was a smashing success.

burns for hours and it looks beautiful.

(via eat-squat-love)

(Source: blushpink, via eat-squat-love)

(Source: theonion, via eat-squat-love)

(Source: lyrics2liveby)

(Source: euo, via bowlofbloodoranges)

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